dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
try to milk me bitch
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