fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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