We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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