Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
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