His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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