Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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