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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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