so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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