I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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