But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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