He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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