I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
My nipple is on Facebook.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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