You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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