I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
