i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
oh god the rape fog is back!
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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