I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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