My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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