the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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