I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We are two peas in an std pod
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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