if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
do herpes really smell.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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