I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
