ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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