Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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