:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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