we have officially lost it.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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