We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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