goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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