this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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