Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
this beer tastes like vomit already
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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