That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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