this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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