i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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