Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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