so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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