I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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