id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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