i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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