he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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