I need help removing her.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
