They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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