I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I didn't notice because vodka
You need a sexual gate keeper
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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