Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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