I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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