so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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