If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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