Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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