I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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