I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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