I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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