like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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