Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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