I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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